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Sunday Mar 11, 2007

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"There ain't no other that can do the things that I'll do to you
And I get discouraged 'cause you treat me just like a child
And they say I'm so shy, but with you I just go wild
I didn't wanna pressure you, baby
But all I ever wanted to do
I wanna be your lover
I wanna be the only one that makes you come running
I wanna be your lover
I wanna turn you on, turn you out, all night long make you shout
I wanna be the only one you come for"
- Prince

Happy what-the-fuck-I-lost-an-hour-of-sleeping day! I think I have been possessed by the Seasonal Affective Disorder demon for the past few months. I woke up this morning, bright and early, saw the sun shining outside, and suddenly wanted to begin spring cleaning. I hope we've seen the end of winter around these parts. I can't deal with weather that requires a jacket or socks.

SPEAKING of demons (we were, weren't we?), BONFIRECOLLAPSE and I have recently been plotting ways to, er, dispose of our nearby neighbors. Not because they are mean or annoying or anything like that: actually, we've never even spoken to them. However, they do have a cool-ass house with central air conditioning (we stalked the place) and plenty of room for a pool in the backyard. The owners are about 105 years old and we are hoping they neglected to spawn inheritors. The house is exactly what we want, and most importantly, it doesn't have one of those FUCKED UP Americana stars nailed to the siding. If you're unfamiliar with this new trend, imagine a very large, bulbous tin star attached randomly to the outside of a perfectly normal looking house. Although the web explains that this is some sort of bow to Amish farm houses, I am convinced it is a secret badge of an underground society of Satanic Republicans.

Clue number 1. This is a traditional Satanic cult star.


Clue number 2. Now here is an Americana star with a simple chalk mark around it.

(if you look closely, the chant to open the Ninth Gate has been encrypted in the copper foil! Don't deny it, blasphemer!)

Bush and his cabinet (aka the stupid leading the blind) have been spending kazillions of dollars fighting terrorist cells, and look what they've let crop up right under our patriotic noses! A league of Lucerfirien (yes, that's now a word, ok?) conspirators disguised as country-dcor fanatics!


Watch your backs, friends. tongue

shocked

PS: I am itching to get something new pierced any suggestions? miao!!
VIEW 8 of 8 COMMENTS
dekews:
We recently hosted a couple from England. They asked us what was up with the stars on houses. I could only respond in a exacerbated sigh, "I have NO idea." <shakes head>
Mar 30, 2007
3am:
Look at this picture I found! Guess what's behind Mickey's face!

Let's think about this for a moment....Mickey Mouse....Steamboat Willie....river....ocean....fish....STAR fish!!! Did I just blow your mind? It all makes sense now. Meet me at the Liberty Bell and bring your switchblade! I've got a plan.
Apr 6, 2007

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