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Wednesday Jul 19, 2006

Jul 19, 2006
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I'm a man - I'm a goddess
I'm a man - Well I'm a virgin
I'm a man - I'm a blue movie
I'm a man - I'm a bitch
I'm a man - I'm a geisha
I'm a man - I'm a little girl
I'm a man - I'm a teaser
I'm a man - Well I'm a virgin
I'm a man - I'm a one night stand
I'm a man - I'm a drug
I'm a man - Well I'm your slave
I'm a man - I'm a dream divine
I'm a man - I'm a goddess
I'm a man - I'm a hooker
I'm a man - I'm a blue movie
I'm a man - I'm a slut
I'm a man - I'm a geisha
I'm a man - I'm a babe
I'm a man - I'm a dream divine
And we make love together
And we'll make love forever
-Berlin, Sex


Heh heh heh (insert knowing laugh). So, Kevin and I went to Philadelphia last week, and regardless of the intense heat and humidity, we had a fabulous time. We visited the Mutter Museum first (but alas, no cameras allowed, kids!). Other points of interest (besides the bars, where I did not bring my camera):
In the Museum of Art

Apparently, away from my computer, I still cannot avoid leering at naked women.
Kevin, on the other hand, was attacked by a mutant raven preying on human flesh
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Soon enough, however, he proved once and for all that Sylvester Stallone was a well, Ill just say it, that Rocky was a PUSSY!


The next day, we visited the Camden aquarium, where I attempted to scale the jellyfish tank

And Kevin put the smack down on a baby shark

I was sad to come home.

Alas, five more weeks and its back to teaching Americas youth the morality and life skills they need to fuck up our country even more. Bleh. Wheres that lottery ticket??


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gamma:
Well now aren't you just jealous that I got to take pics at the Mutter because I emailed ahead of time and pulled the "I'm-a-scholar-of-Victorian-literature-and-would-like-to-use-these-pics-to-back-up-my-thesis-on-Victorian-people's-ideas," although my thesis is actually about medieval feminism biggrin Of course, I took the picture of the 12-inch long dried up penis that was in the back room...if you ever need your fix of pics, let me know biggrin

Your pics are soooo funny! Walter and I were in Newport on Sunday and he stole my camera and I was not able to get any pics of him ('cept for on my camera phone) yet he was able to get all the really ridiculous pictures of me. I'll be posting those soon by the way!

Two questions you didn't answer though were:
1. Where did you stay?
2. What bars did you go to?
I'm curious to see if you were subject to the horrors of Ludwig's where it smells like a sewer and the waitresses wear lederhosen.

And by the way, I totally agree with like half of your list of hot men...although if you had a crush on David Caruso I don't know how I feel about you now biggrin
Jul 20, 2006
jakeypooh:
You know, as long as you aren't LITERALLY touching americas youth....

Actually, you always hear about those hot teachers having affairs with their students.

If i win the lottery and it's over 15 million, i'll give you some. And i don't mean money.

eeek

just kidding. i'll give you money. I think i owe you like four dollars anyway.
Jul 27, 2006

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