terrakotta

Thank you, everyone, for suggestions on the erotic films; I am putting together a clips DVD now.

You say the word, you know I will find you
Or if you need some time I don't mind
I don't hold onto the tail of your kite
I'm not like the girls that you've known
But I believe I'm worth coming home to kiss away night
This girl only sleeps with butterflies
With butterflies
So go on and fly then boy
-Tori Amos

Strange things are afoot at the Circle K!
Television commercials are getting weirder and weirder. A few days ago, I saw a new Mastercard ad featuring the cartoon mascots of various food products: Chef Boyardee, Green Giant, Count Chocula they were all gathered around a dinner table, eating together. Of course, each character served something he/she promotes (the Pillsbury Doughboy passed the rolls, etc). The tagline of the commercial was something like, Eating dinner with friends? Priceless.. Yes, the mixture of nostalgia and happy animated figures brings a warm feeling to the heart, except when one really analyzes one dinner guest: Charlie Tuna. Charlie Tuna serves a casserole a TUNA casserole. I began to think about it: a TUNA is selling tuna to eat! Is he planning on taking a plane with his soccer team over the Andes mountains?! What kind of sick cannibalistic agenda does Starkist have going anyway??!!


And speaking of commercials, if the pod-people are among us, this is their leader:

This woman is one of the creepiest people on television today. DONT LOOK DIRECTLY INTO HER EYES! She may bite you when you are not on your guard. Screw Judas Priest: the next spontaneous murder spree that occurs? Try analyzing the Relacore ad for subliminal messages!! I suspect the reason we cannot see her feet is that she is wearing purple sneakers: the Hale-Bopp cult must have left her behind to continue their mission.

Thats it for tonight. Im a happy lady.