You know, I'm the one responsible for those crop circles in England. Except, I think that perhaps a couple of them were done by someone else. I can't be sure on all of them. Honestly, I was a little drunk for most of the experience and I can't remember which fields I hit and which ones I didn't. But I think that I was responsible for most of them. I was up all night and those things only take about 15 minutes to do.
I think that that was the same night the I performed my own rhinoplasty. I'm pretty sure that it was that night. THAT takes time. It's hard to get the implements up there while you're all doped up. And, besides that, doped up AND drunk is a strange way to be. It is so hard to perform surgery on one's self while drunk and high. On the other hand, I'd prefer it that way that sober. That'd be crazy.
Speaking of crazy, can you believe that they've started drilling for oil on the moon? I can't get over it. That's so crazy. The thing that's crazy about it is, doesn't this indicate that there was once some sort of biological life on the moon? I mean, otherwise, how could there be the raw materials for petroleum production? Isn't it impossible? Unless crude oil comes from the moon originally. Yeah, why has no one ever thought of that before? I mean, we suspect that there was an asteroid that wiped out life on earth, y'know, the dinosaurs and whatnot. Why couldn't it have been a big bubble of crude oil? I mean, if a mere tanker crash could do all that the Exxon Valdez did, wouldn't the effects of an asteroidal bubble of crude oil do more? Imagine all those poor dinosaurs struggling around covered in oil. It's so sad.
And speaking of sad, did you see that they're putting up a statue of those conjoined twins that were dating Bigfoot and ended up eaten by the Loch Ness monster? It's about time, that's what I say. I mean, they were practically heroic in their ability to live with that sort of thing. Have you ever seen a male Bigfoot go about his daily routine? They just poop, everywhere they go. They're like monkeys. Insane.
Oh, insane, that reminds me, have you ever pooped in public? Not in one of those portajohns, but in the open. I mean, just right out in the middle of a street. It's a wild thing to do. People really don't like it when you do that. I'm really impressed by how angry people get. They actually think about chasing you, except that then they realize that there is is poop near you and they are reluctant to go anywhere near you. They sneer a lot. They shout epithets at you. They shield their children's eyes. They just generally keep everything away from you.
Anyways, that's my thoughts.
I think that that was the same night the I performed my own rhinoplasty. I'm pretty sure that it was that night. THAT takes time. It's hard to get the implements up there while you're all doped up. And, besides that, doped up AND drunk is a strange way to be. It is so hard to perform surgery on one's self while drunk and high. On the other hand, I'd prefer it that way that sober. That'd be crazy.
Speaking of crazy, can you believe that they've started drilling for oil on the moon? I can't get over it. That's so crazy. The thing that's crazy about it is, doesn't this indicate that there was once some sort of biological life on the moon? I mean, otherwise, how could there be the raw materials for petroleum production? Isn't it impossible? Unless crude oil comes from the moon originally. Yeah, why has no one ever thought of that before? I mean, we suspect that there was an asteroid that wiped out life on earth, y'know, the dinosaurs and whatnot. Why couldn't it have been a big bubble of crude oil? I mean, if a mere tanker crash could do all that the Exxon Valdez did, wouldn't the effects of an asteroidal bubble of crude oil do more? Imagine all those poor dinosaurs struggling around covered in oil. It's so sad.
And speaking of sad, did you see that they're putting up a statue of those conjoined twins that were dating Bigfoot and ended up eaten by the Loch Ness monster? It's about time, that's what I say. I mean, they were practically heroic in their ability to live with that sort of thing. Have you ever seen a male Bigfoot go about his daily routine? They just poop, everywhere they go. They're like monkeys. Insane.
Oh, insane, that reminds me, have you ever pooped in public? Not in one of those portajohns, but in the open. I mean, just right out in the middle of a street. It's a wild thing to do. People really don't like it when you do that. I'm really impressed by how angry people get. They actually think about chasing you, except that then they realize that there is is poop near you and they are reluctant to go anywhere near you. They sneer a lot. They shout epithets at you. They shield their children's eyes. They just generally keep everything away from you.
Anyways, that's my thoughts.
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