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So my realtor is a long-time friend of the family. He was close friends with my aunt before I was born, and he's known my parents for the past 20-some-odd years.

I was a little apprehensive when I first reached out to him with regards to forming a strictly financial relationship. I have not seen the guy in well-over a decade and was curious how...
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So every two weeks I visit my local vampires to donate platelets (every 56 days I spice up my life by donating some sexy whole blood). Over the past several months I have fallen into the habit of making these donations every-other Friday.

I head straight to the Apheresists after work, spend two hours bullshitting with the ginormous Samoan who works there (the boy has...
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I wonder if my ex-roommate realizes I still have access to his Netflix account?

Not that I would do anything to disrupt his steady diet of Kurosawa-esque samurai epics, or his libertarian-driven political documentaries... I just take some small amount of pleasure from giving random ratings to movies I know damn-well he'll never watch.

Apparently Mike really enjoys Veggie Tales and Hillary Duff movies. Go...
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