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I just returned from a rather lengthy trip up to Connecticut. Spent some time babysitting my newborn nephew and his mother while the hubby went to work. I'm surprised somebody allowed me within 100 feet of a kid who had been alive for less than a week. Way to go, my semi-retarded friends. Way to go.

Most of my time was spent hanging out with...
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I am the King of awkward moments!



And he wonders why he never gets laid.

I do my best thinking while I'm on the cusp between inebriated and "sir, put your pants back on."

In light of recent events, I'm forced to admit that this is also the time when I occasionally make some extremely, possibly regrettable choices.

For instance, the $700 Feileadh Mor I just purchased from Edinburgh.

I'll be sure to post pictures when it arrives and I'm...
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A little over a month ago a few of my buddies and I ventured across the swamp to watch NoFX at Ram's Head Live! I was totally fuckin' stoked about this concert. Life has done an excellent job of finding me otherwise occupied every time these cats have been anywhere within 100 miles of the District. This was my first NoFX concert. Sad, I know....
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HOLY FUCKING SHIT!

NoFX tonight.


...seriously, I just came in my pants.

Today I dropped off the last of my thru-hiking family, BooBoo (a.k.a. "Momma Bear"), at Reagan National. I was horribly saddened to see her depart. We drove in circles around Alexandria and the District, as I did not wish to return to my office any sooner than was absolutely necessary.

I despise saying farewell to my few remaining friends. I was in a funk the...
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Mom allows you to burn your hand on the stove. You do it once. Then, mom doesn't worry about you burning your hand on the stove anymore.

As a child you are forced to wash and dry the dishes. You loudly protest this form of slave labor. Due to recklessness, you break one dish too many. You find yourself forever relieved of said oppressive duty....
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