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[Note]: Do not shoot bow in 90 degree weather.

[Edit]: Do not shoot bow for 5 hours in 90 degree weather.

[Edit]: Do not shoot bow for 5 hours in 90 degree weather while drinking.

[Edit]: Do not shoot bow for 5 hours in 90 degree weather while drinking, then go out drinking (more drinking) with friends.

[Edit]: Do not shoot bow for 5 hours...
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Developed some rather peculiar sleeping habits as-of-late.

Presently I'm makin' me some 4am oatmeal 'cause, well... I ain't been to bed in damn-near 24 hours and there's no chance in Holy Hell've me gettin' more'n two hours worth before I hafta' get up to do the whole work thing.

Christ, I hate you, work.

I've always wanted to beat Sheila into the office. Barring vacations...
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One of my former hiking partners, BooBoo, came over for a visit last week.

She and her boyfriend, D-Wreck, will be heading out to NorthBound Thru hike the PCT in about 4 days time. I am very, very jealous of them. Alas, work and a lack of funding is keeping me from joining 'em this time 'round.

So, BooBoo told me she was swinging by...
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Hooray for not having Interwebs for the past several weeks!

Actually, this isn't such a bad thing. Not having access to available porn, my iTunes library, and E-mail is forcing me to focus on the myriad hurdles life is throwin' my way recently.

1) Successfully had several small subcutaneous tumors removed from my chest and gut. All benign. Mild sigh of relief. Honestly... there was...
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I'm getting these subcutaneous tumors yanked out of my abdomen in two days. While I'm not worried about the surgery (we might sing a different tune come Wednesday morning), I am concerned with how it'll directly affect my work.

The doctors have told me not to go back to the office for at least 10 days. Som'n about how too much time spent in a...
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I was pimped by my co-workers to bring in some cake and a bouquet of flowers this morning for one of our departing employees. I steadfastly refused to purchase a Hallmark card.

I'm strolling out of the supermarket on the way back to my car. As I'm traversing the parking lot, I notice a pickup slowly lumbering towards me. So as not to be a...
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