tengu

Last night I was particularly bored so I decided to make a fresh 5-gallon carboy of mead.

A brewer friend called me up earlier this past week, all manner of excited. Said he'd read about some cat who'd brewed an especially tasty ginger mead. He went on to brew his first batch that night.

Well, damned if my buddy didn't plant that seed in ma'...
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I'm fairly certain I just sent an E-mail to my boss which made mention of pedophilic homosexual rape as it relates to apartment rental properties.

I'm not sure what I was aiming at with that E-mail, but rest assured today is going to be an amazing one at my office.


I really need to stop drinking with Miike on weeknights. Nothing good will come of...
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If I were a superhero, my super power would have to be my uncanny ability to destroy computer hard drives. No... no, that's not it at all. Saying that I am known for my talent at killing hard drives does not do my skills justice.

I am known throughout the free world as the motherfuckin' slayer of hard drives.

As such, I've lost many, many...
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The most recent time I visited my friends, Ron and I got thoroughly inebriated off some really cheap rum. He figur'd the most sure-fire way of besting me in some 8-bit Nintendo Joust was if I was three sheets to the wind. I'd say that his plan worked well. Kid mopped the floor with my arse.

I clearly remember Ron crashing early that evening, as...
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I just returned from a rather lengthy trip up to Connecticut. Spent some time babysitting my newborn nephew and his mother while the hubby went to work. I'm surprised somebody allowed me within 100 feet of a kid who had been alive for less than a week. Way to go, my semi-retarded friends. Way to go.

Most of my time was spent hanging out with...
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I am the King of awkward moments!



And he wonders why he never gets laid.

I do my best thinking while I'm on the cusp between inebriated and "sir, put your pants back on."

In light of recent events, I'm forced to admit that this is also the time when I occasionally make some extremely, possibly regrettable choices.

For instance, the $700 Feileadh Mor I just purchased from Edinburgh.

I'll be sure to post pictures when it arrives and I'm...
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A little over a month ago a few of my buddies and I ventured across the swamp to watch NoFX at Ram's Head Live! I was totally fuckin' stoked about this concert. Life has done an excellent job of finding me otherwise occupied every time these cats have been anywhere within 100 miles of the District. This was my first NoFX concert. Sad, I know....
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HOLY FUCKING SHIT!

NoFX tonight.


...seriously, I just came in my pants.