Hooray for not having Interwebs for the past several weeks!
Actually, this isn't such a bad thing. Not having access to available porn, my iTunes library, and E-mail is forcing me to focus on the myriad hurdles life is throwin' my way recently.
1) Successfully had several small subcutaneous tumors removed from my chest and gut. All benign. Mild sigh of relief. Honestly... there was...
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Actually, this isn't such a bad thing. Not having access to available porn, my iTunes library, and E-mail is forcing me to focus on the myriad hurdles life is throwin' my way recently.
1) Successfully had several small subcutaneous tumors removed from my chest and gut. All benign. Mild sigh of relief. Honestly... there was...
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I'm getting these subcutaneous tumors yanked out of my abdomen in two days. While I'm not worried about the surgery (we might sing a different tune come Wednesday morning), I am concerned with how it'll directly affect my work.
The doctors have told me not to go back to the office for at least 10 days. Som'n about how too much time spent in a...
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The doctors have told me not to go back to the office for at least 10 days. Som'n about how too much time spent in a...
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monacataldo:
good luck
I was pimped by my co-workers to bring in some cake and a bouquet of flowers this morning for one of our departing employees. I steadfastly refused to purchase a Hallmark card.
I'm strolling out of the supermarket on the way back to my car. As I'm traversing the parking lot, I notice a pickup slowly lumbering towards me. So as not to be a...
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I'm strolling out of the supermarket on the way back to my car. As I'm traversing the parking lot, I notice a pickup slowly lumbering towards me. So as not to be a...
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denie:
your wing ink is brilliant!!!!!
hemightbegiant:
Wow...what a fucking bitch...
and luckily I don't work today, so the people are bitch-slap safe.
and luckily I don't work today, so the people are bitch-slap safe.
I'm getting drunk(ish) and packing some shit up. Moving to a new place in a few weeks, so I figur'd I'd see what kind of crap I have at my storage facility. Pilfering through your own old nick nacks is an excellent way to avoid working out and a perfect excuse to add a touch more Bailey's to your coffee than you would on a...
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Apparently I fell asleep today when Tom was working on my right-sleeve.
Being established and a fucking fantastic artist, Tom is usually booked solid, weeks in advance. Most of his clientele are works-in-progress like myself. It is my understanding that Tom usually doesn't bother with walk-ins. His step-son and the shop apprentices, however, take care of any/all/most of the walk-in traffic the shop receives.
I'm...
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Being established and a fucking fantastic artist, Tom is usually booked solid, weeks in advance. Most of his clientele are works-in-progress like myself. It is my understanding that Tom usually doesn't bother with walk-ins. His step-son and the shop apprentices, however, take care of any/all/most of the walk-in traffic the shop receives.
I'm...
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hemightbegiant:
Mmmmm...tasty pics.
Yeah, I want to get my toe taken care of...
I wonder if the emergency room would take care of it.
Yeah, I want to get my toe taken care of...
I wonder if the emergency room would take care of it.
I spent over 10 hours this weekend at the office, trying desperately to stay on top of my current backlog.
My predecessor was amazing when she left the job. Not only did she neglect to instruct me on the how-to's and why-for's necessary to perform a number of difficult tasks, she also managed to drop about a month's worth of outdated, backlogged requests directly in...
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My predecessor was amazing when she left the job. Not only did she neglect to instruct me on the how-to's and why-for's necessary to perform a number of difficult tasks, she also managed to drop about a month's worth of outdated, backlogged requests directly in...
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monacataldo:
oo
that sux
with luck with that
that sux
with luck with that
While I understand that Bob Barker is all the pimp we'll ever need, what I fail to understand is how she can continue listening to the P.I.R. at her desk every single day.
It's just after 7:00a.m. Saturday and I'm heading into the office.
Historically, my team has comprised of four members. This number does not include our Lead. Said Lead is never seen. So......
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It's just after 7:00a.m. Saturday and I'm heading into the office.
Historically, my team has comprised of four members. This number does not include our Lead. Said Lead is never seen. So......
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baldylocks:
HAHAHA! that's just wrong. Almost looks like you did it with a pocketknife and a stapler . What kinda tumor?
Huzzah!
As of Saturday morning the sleeves of my Tengu wings will no longer consist solely of ginormous, hideous outlines. This makes me all manner of excited.
I gotta admit - in all seriousness - that It'll be weird seeing something other than an outline going down my arms. This is certainly true of my right arm. Crawling over my left bicep, almost down to...
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As of Saturday morning the sleeves of my Tengu wings will no longer consist solely of ginormous, hideous outlines. This makes me all manner of excited.
I gotta admit - in all seriousness - that It'll be weird seeing something other than an outline going down my arms. This is certainly true of my right arm. Crawling over my left bicep, almost down to...
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