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Wednesday Apr 02, 2003

Apr 2, 2003
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Last night saw a funny incident...
In walks this group of about 8 people. First thing I think is "must be a celebrity there somewhere" as there were two bald men in suits with the group (obvious international costume for bodyguards...)
Over comes the waiter who is fucking the camel saying "That's Jordan____, the super model!" I am looking at this 5' tall skinny wench with HUGE boobs who happens to be so spun out of her head she almost falls over when she gets up to go to the men's bathroom (Apparently she forgot which sex she was?) So, said bodyguard escorts her upstairs to the ladies room, she weaves heavily when she comes back and then someone starts shooting off a load of pictures. Manager comes running over to "apologize" to the gentlemen I am sitting with about the commotion, but that this girl is Jordan something "A PAGE THREE MODEL!!!!!" I thought I had seen plenty of skanky hookas in Hollywood. THis one topped 'em.
Oh! THEN she starts fake fucking her boyfriend on the couch in the club. I might add that she was wearing a skirt that did not even pretend to cover her ass when she was standing let alone while riding her boyfriend. A few moments later a group of Mafia-like crew from Hong Kong came in. The only truly geeky looking one grabbed my foot while I was sitting next to him and tried forcing my toes (shoe and all) in his mouth... No one came to my aid and I felt DIRTY!!!!!!
That's my update. I will reply to everyone soon, I promise!!
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itsalivemedia:
You are a bra. You never write. I am going to write mean things here until you get over your "too busy" self and get back on here.

I have friends in Amseterdam this week. Thought i would get you in touch...oh well.
Apr 5, 2003
nickysonic:
Jordan, hmmm. White trash celebrity famous only for huge tits and shagging worse celebs than her. You shoulda karate-chopped the ho.
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Apr 5, 2003

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