Here's another one;
Called Stringfellows in London to find out what their audition policies are like. Woman's voice on the automated systems says;
Auditions are held Tuesday, Wednesday, and Thursday at 8:30. Please come to reception wearing high heels, g-string, and an easily removable dress.
Taken in the wrong context...
Then called the cell phone for Mr. Alan Whitehead who is the owner (or manager?) of Majingo's in the Docklands. He spent 15 minutes (seriously) giving me all the scoop on the hooligans, mob hits, drugs, and general sexual misbehavours of other club owners. In the U.K. and other places. He spent at least 5 minutes of that spouting that "the English don't know a damned thing about running a table-dance club, not like the Americans who have it all together" (has he ever been in an American strip club?), and that "the Irish are even worse". Yikes. Then he said "The only club that I can tell you that you should stay far away from is the Windmill." I said "why is that?" He said "Well, unless you fancy doing it with 70 year old men for no money..."
What a week I've had! My head is spinning from all the information (or mis-).
Called Stringfellows in London to find out what their audition policies are like. Woman's voice on the automated systems says;
Auditions are held Tuesday, Wednesday, and Thursday at 8:30. Please come to reception wearing high heels, g-string, and an easily removable dress.
Taken in the wrong context...
Then called the cell phone for Mr. Alan Whitehead who is the owner (or manager?) of Majingo's in the Docklands. He spent 15 minutes (seriously) giving me all the scoop on the hooligans, mob hits, drugs, and general sexual misbehavours of other club owners. In the U.K. and other places. He spent at least 5 minutes of that spouting that "the English don't know a damned thing about running a table-dance club, not like the Americans who have it all together" (has he ever been in an American strip club?), and that "the Irish are even worse". Yikes. Then he said "The only club that I can tell you that you should stay far away from is the Windmill." I said "why is that?" He said "Well, unless you fancy doing it with 70 year old men for no money..."
What a week I've had! My head is spinning from all the information (or mis-).
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gingerlie:
yeah i figured from what you had said it was an eptopic pregnancy. that shit always scares me. one reason i never wanna have kids. i dont want it to fuck up and blow my insides up. hehe. im sure im fine too everyone i talk to says it sounds like a cyst. who knows maybe im making it hurt.or it could have been really awful pms!!! hehe. im very sleepy!
nickysonic:
Depending on what time you arrive on Wednesday, a few of us are going to see Nic's band play in Kentish Town if yer interested. And excuse me for being really ignorant - you want to dance at one of these clubs? When you said 'work', I thought you meant like bar work or something. If you only wanna do it for a few days, you probably won't be in luck. But stick to the big reputable ones, like Spearmint Rhino etc. There's alot of dodgy, seedy shit around.