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Wednesday Mar 03, 2004

Mar 3, 2004
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There's a certain point where i have to ask... why didn't i get accepted into the CIA? wink

I got arrested for a DUI after having one drink. The culprit? A very tight corset. My (very expensive) attorney said at the very worst they will give me a wet reckless, but that it should be reduced to an infraction due to a multitude of reasons. The biggest being that I passed all the sobriety tests and the only reason i was pulled over to begin with is the sobriety check point I drove through (a block from my house). I squeezed out of my handcuffs in the car, but I decided it would probably be a good idea to put them back on as the officer might not take too kindly to my "joke". Ugh. whatever
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nox:
ah, yes, the old slip out of the handcuffs trick...

I've dated far too many women who's wrists were too small to be held by cuffs. Of course, unlike a police officer, I get to spank them if they misbehave like that.

[Edited on Mar 14, 2004 8:33PM]
Mar 14, 2004
itsalivemedia:
No wonder I haven't heard from you. The old,"I only had one drink and was wearing a corset trick huh?"

Say hi every month or so, ok? biggrin
Mar 15, 2004

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