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I feel so celebrated and special! Thanks all! I swear I will reply to everyone when I get back to SB, but for now I will simply update.
After said lame dates I met Mr. Nickysonic for numerous beers at his local jumpin' hangouts (wink, wink). Mr. Sonic was ever so entertaining and I felt like a daft cow when he showed me up by...
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thorn2:
Whew! Glad to know your still alive and well. The Camel?? Can't even describe the iamges that evokes - lol - ewww. Thanks for checking in with us. SB anxiously awaits your arrival....
fixer:
no wonder you sounded so disappointed when you rang me, only to discover I too was a Yank in Eire...I'll have some local Irish lads at the bbq today, if you ever wake up and catch the train or plane...the weather in Cork is gorgeous today!
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Went out last night with a dim, dull Wimbledonian who would really not take "no" for an answer. He was unbelivably naf, though he did take me to a nice restaurant for dinner. My girlfriend was impressed because he sent a dozen roses and brought a box of chocolates. As if that is all it takes to excite or impress. Sad to say (for him)...
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itsalivemedia:
Obviously you haven't been near a computer....no postings in a while...and I am sure I would had some sarcastic response to SOMETHING I said by now.

You getting some? smile
koolthing:
we miss you - send more pictures!
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So, I've arrived in London. First thing at Gatwick, I get escorted to a back elevator by some weird little man who I asked where the train to Raynes Park was. He proceded to direct me onto the WRONG train and ended up at London Bridge. I figured this out a little too late obviously. Then, some poor guy trying to hold the door so...
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maelwys:
Its okay, the sticks mostly directed at my friend Stuart who does remind me a lot of Pigsy. Your safety is assured.

You must burn easily! I got really pale skin and have managed to escape any ill effects. Although I havn't actually been in a beer garden since last monday. There seems to be a link between sunshine and alcohol that increases tanning. Hope you at least managed to avoid a hangover smile
kinto:
That's a good thing to start with a shitty train adventure. Gets you in the mood for all your future train rides. The London Underground is the most nerve-wrecking, depression-inducing nasty fucking son of a

*calms down*

every londoner HATES the tube. Welcome to London !

K
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Standing ovation for the overwhelming response by fuckwhit men (no offense). Actually, no, you all admitted men were fuckwits and not one of you took offense. I have hope yet!
Enough of my spite. I will not be updating as much as I will be galavanting around the U.K. getting in as much trouble as possible. If anyone actually wants to hook up while I'm...
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koolthing:
Have a great week in the UK.
I am sure JR will keep you busy and in good spirits. Tell PL to drop me an e-mail, and remember - your smile makes everyone feel like they are special - and sometimes they just might be.

I hear echoes ::
thee_blacklisted:
how's it going? i am fucking freaked out!
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Went out last night. Had NO intention of going out last night. 10 o'clock brought a call from lively Manchesterian Mike convincing us that we had to leave the house and go Irish bar hopping to make fun of all the Irish.(Why, exacly I'm still not clear on...)
I was hammered, dirty danced on the dancefloor, came home with a stomach ache to eat a...
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thorn2:
It has something to do with our testosterone levels: The more we drink, the more it clouds our brains and we become childish fuckwits.

But, hey, what are ya gonna do - can't live with us, can't live without!
madness_____:
God gave us a penis for a reason, to make girls go puke.

And I use that reason all the time.biggrin
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when the darkness of this day
subsides into night
when the sky breaks
and borne is the sweltering sun
that's when I will be happy again
how many times can I fight
this fight?
rolling over and over like tossing
during a bad dream
and I can never get anywhere
I can't wake up
and the pain starts
all over again
in this, my personal...
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demoivre:
Wow, that was really good.

Ahem. Sorry, got distracted. Go SB! (Your pictures are really hot, too!) biggrin
maelwys:
I didn't realize that the Teletubbies had been analayzed. What horrific slant was put on the colourful wee acid phantasms? I could only ever watch that programme when I was stoned and unfortunately saw it sober more times than I liked, my god daughters favourite bloody show for about a year. Yeuch.

'Soaking this one up'? That was me on Friday, I was soaking up beer. I'm a beer sponge biggrin

If its sunshine you are after, its been warm and sunny in England since Saturday and should be so for the rest of the week too.
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Here's another one;
Called Stringfellows in London to find out what their audition policies are like. Woman's voice on the automated systems says;
Auditions are held Tuesday, Wednesday, and Thursday at 8:30. Please come to reception wearing high heels, g-string, and an easily removable dress.

Taken in the wrong context...

Then called the cell phone for Mr. Alan Whitehead who is the owner (or manager?)...
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gingerlie:
yeah i figured from what you had said it was an eptopic pregnancy. that shit always scares me. one reason i never wanna have kids. i dont want it to fuck up and blow my insides up. hehe. im sure im fine too everyone i talk to says it sounds like a cyst. who knows maybe im making it hurt.or it could have been really awful pms!!! hehe. im very sleepy!
nickysonic:
Depending on what time you arrive on Wednesday, a few of us are going to see Nic's band play in Kentish Town if yer interested. And excuse me for being really ignorant - you want to dance at one of these clubs? When you said 'work', I thought you meant like bar work or something. If you only wanna do it for a few days, you probably won't be in luck. But stick to the big reputable ones, like Spearmint Rhino etc. There's alot of dodgy, seedy shit around.
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So, just prior to my upchucking incident, I was going to see if I could find any "extra" work while I was still in Amsterdam. I thought (silly me) that I could get a job either dancing at a club or for a company that does private entertainment. So, there I was walking into this office near the Heineken Brewery. After some confusion about whether...
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koolthing:
I won't start...

:: but here I go ::

Pot is even illegal in Holland, but tolerated here.
I don't know ANYWHERE that it is acually technically legal.

I don't smoke it, so I don't really care...but...

[Edited on Mar 15, 2003]
temptess:
I'd like to see the law books on that! It's sold in about 300 different shops with POT LEAFS stickers on their windows! It's not legal??!!!!!
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Ugh, 24 hours of puke and I feel almost alive again. I was trying to figure out whether Kekone poisoned me wink or I had food poisoning. Either way, I am beginning to function again. I will update when I feel a little more real.
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melvin_:
knw wot u mean honey i had that pukin bug couple weeks ago lasts bout day take u bout 2 to start eating gain.
hope u feel betta soon!
supernovice:
I almost puked watching the new Bruce Willis movie, but that only lasted about 2 hours....
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Am going to my friend Carol Lynn's (no, it's not Caroline- sad for her...) for dinner. We're going to talk about boys. Probably only her new baby and her fiancee who is in Russia at the moment working with programmers (that seems wrong, somehow). I actually have reasons to get out of bed at a decent time tomorrow, so I suppose I should not drink...
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zombieshark:
this question shouldn't be as hard to answer as it is...
well, linz told me i was hot yesterday.. and.. oh i got one! my sister got me this rad ugly weird stuffed bear-gorilla for valentines day this year just because, that was pretty great of her.. a small thing, but it meant alot.
trilobyte:
When anyone does something for me it's pretty great. I'd just finished writing a big long emotional and traumatic ramble of an answer and the site had crashed. D'oh! So I'll toss you the short version, and if you ever care to hear the sordid details email me or bug me about it when you get to LA.

Old girlfriend, my 'first' - she saved me. Without her intervention I surely would have ended up in a downward spiral that ended in either a prison, a morgue, or both.
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Ugh, finally finished packing! Yay! I am going to go get in the bath (I promise I'll behave wink Gonna get drunk tonght and pretend that I am somewhere warm...
London doesn't count. NEither does Dublin.
Duh!
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gingerlie:
yum mexican food! yum yum yum.
nickysonic:
So are you coming to London?
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Am almost done packing the container. I can almost feel London... God, I hate moving it is so bloody depressing and droll.
Sorry to all those that I hyped up on the pics. Apparently SGUK now decided they must approve member applicants and SGLA is really hard to get into. To be honest, I'm surprised they let me in, but I guess there's one perk...
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dg:
It's 4 hours drive from London, heh

It's right slap bang in't middle of England. A bit dull really, we have the usual big city stuff, crime, pollution...and sometimes we have trees. Robin Hood and Sherwood forest is the main attraction - but it's a bit lame, a commercialised forest - imagine that.
dg:
Robin hood is completely commercialised. You should see Nottingham... streets are named after it, there's a visitor's centre selling loads of tacky merchandise... the forest itself has bars and restaurants... etc.

The sad thing is that the story isn't really sold, just the image of the man