This will have to be brief. I write the last of my registry exams tomorrow morning and I'm supposed to be studying. Naked women -- what a lovely way to procrastinate. Did anyone see the Dateline or whatever show about BellaDonna the porn star? I missed it 
Umm umm umm. So I was asked how I socialize. Where do I go? What do I do?
Is this a girl thing -- not wanting to go out alone? Maybe it's just a lame excuse, but I really do think that most of us girls would rather stay home than brave the world on our own. And yes dammit I've been staying home a hell of a lot more than going out lately. My one girlfriend works weekend nights. Another girlfriend wants to spend most of her free time with her man. Another girlfriend is pregnant and irritable. Another girlfriend is so freaking boring and thinks that I'm strange. I'M strange?!???!
So what's the solution?
Sometimes I just wish I had a penis.
Umm umm umm. So I was asked how I socialize. Where do I go? What do I do?
Is this a girl thing -- not wanting to go out alone? Maybe it's just a lame excuse, but I really do think that most of us girls would rather stay home than brave the world on our own. And yes dammit I've been staying home a hell of a lot more than going out lately. My one girlfriend works weekend nights. Another girlfriend wants to spend most of her free time with her man. Another girlfriend is pregnant and irritable. Another girlfriend is so freaking boring and thinks that I'm strange. I'M strange?!???!
So what's the solution?
Sometimes I just wish I had a penis.
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dergani:
Yeah I saw that BellaDonna thing , great publicity , like guys are ever gonna stop buying porn? 
bats:
You need to find a 'comfortable/safe' place. I think I mentioned it before, but try the Chamber, lots of people girls included will show up alone. Park in the Drug Mart parking lot next door. Well lit, short walk, no issues. I will be there Friday.