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Sunday May 08, 2005

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This is it! Reality friendship!
Are you tired of all those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that really speaks to true friendship:

1. When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile - I will know you finally got laid.

4. When you are scared - I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining.

6. When you are confused - I will use little words.

7. When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

This is my oath...I pledge it till the end. Why? You may ask, because you are my friend. Send this to 10 of your closest friends, then get depressed because you can only think of two and one of them isn't speaking to you right now anyway.
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VIEW 10 of 10 COMMENTS
juno106:
hehe your are to sweet you know. Hopefully I will catch you in chat sometime soon.


Those are brilient rulz, I think I will print them and hang them up to remind me.
May 9, 2005
gogobongo:
a friend will bail your ass out of jail... a true friend will be sitting next to you on the bench saying, "that was fun, wasn't it?"
May 10, 2005

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