tehwickedends

Sometimes I wish my name was Lloyd Christmas.
I got worms.
Today a woman came through the register buying nothing but tampons and candy, do you think the two are related?
a day late and a dollar short.

I was supposed to update yesterday I know.
I BROKE THE CYCLE! forgive me lord, but I have an excuse.
Ive been sick since last monday (like the monday a Week ago, get it) and it peeked this past monday wicked hard. I was shaking the other night when I got up to take medicine it was fucked up I almost fell over in my hallway, and I had fucked up dreams that night involving Xmen, towers, ninja turtles and for some reason I kicked off every blanket on my bed. I dont sick like that too often, usually Im just sleep deprived so I need a day to just sleep and Ill be perfect but this was Sick Sick my cough is still ungodly and I could up stuff that shouldnt be seen by mortal eyes.

in other news Avenged Sevenfold recently explained to MTV.com that they see themselves taking the place of Metallica and Guns N' Roses in the future... You can laugh about that now if youd like, I am.

I hate not having money, whos up for a daring mid-day bank robbing spree, I say spree becuase if we hit the 4 banks in my town at the same time the police cant stop us all. WHOS IN!?

I really wish I could go to metalfest, just one day even, but I doubt thats gonna happen, If I sold more of my dvds maybe but thats already been stripped to the prime cuts anyway. I really just want to see Still Remains and Dead to Fall but thats not worth 40 bucks, maybe Ill go to sounds of the underground this year. Cannibal Corpse anyone?

The reason Im not going is A. Money and B. said money is going to more work on my chest. thats right kids now that papas got a job hes getting it touched up and the banner filled in.

I havent done a really good family guy quote in a while huh.
Peter (when he's hungover): This sucks worse than that time I went to that museum. (Flashback to childhood, standing in museum looking at dinosaur
skeltons.)
Peter (as a child): Why did all the dinosaurs die out?
Man at Museum: Because you touch yourself at night.

So I saw Lucky Number Slevin the other day, and I fucking loved every goddamn minute of it. Really I cant recommend a movie more (other then Xmen) so right now finish reading this entry, comment on it and then go to the movies, but dont buy the popcorn they probably spit on it.

and everyone should go comment on the newwendy cuz she loves the Red Sox and so do I and you better too or your gonna go to hell.
LOVE YOU GUYS!