tehbonehead

teh needs a pity party.

before you get all offensive, hear me out.

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teh's version of a pity party is when a group of people get together, and watch him get unbelievably drunk. this usually proves to be very entertaining for all, and provides great anecdotes for all to tell. the general gist of it is for me to get drunk, be baby-sat, and not have to worry about keeping myself alive or managing to get home.

the warnings:
i may hit on girls. if you're a girl, i may on you. nothing personal. kick my ass if necessary.
i may try to start fights with guys. if you're a guy, i may try to start a fight with you. nothing personal. kick my ass if necessary.
i may get emotional. don't worry, this provides entertainment and no end of amusement.
i may get delusional. don't worry, this provides entertainment, etc, etc.
i may get paranoid.

other than the entertainment, this also provides a singular opportunity for those with a grudge (and at least the backing of a few other guests) to get back at me. if i need my ass kicked and deserve it, feel free. if it amuses you to feed me drinks until i pass out in a puddle of my own bodily fluids, go for it. if it's funny to set me up for failure and see me burn, do it.

about the only requests that i have are for people to chip in for the occasional drink, and have a good lineup of locations ready (not your favorite hangouts), as i may get myself (or all involved) tossed out.
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anyone interested? drop a line. obviously, this is meant more for the locals, but if you're willing to travel for my entertainment, feel free to do so. or get a life.