tehbonehead

Ahhhhh...

thank God (or whoever) for small miracles...

after a recent bout with sobriety, i got into yet another spat with my family, and lost another girlfriend. i'm down to 0...

BUUUUT...

my roomie threw a party for his lightweight friends over the weekend in my absence, and had some leftover beer.

"there's a keg in the garage"

"really?"

"yah. go ahead and drink it."

"all of it?"

"uh, sure."

after a quick check, i have determined that:
1) the garage is at about 37F (good yellow-fizzy beer temp)
2) the crappy tapper he has is not leaking.
3) the keg is too heavy to easily lift with one hand.

my week has been planned.

anyone in the joliet area is welcome to stop over...