teethofthehydra

Shayle came to see me last night. She called me and asked if I had time to have a cigarette. I was confused because she lives 2 hours away. Then she showed up a few minutes later. I was floored.

She read me this poem that she wrote for me, or about me. It was awesome. She was really embarassed but it'll be one of...
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I have so much schoolwork I'm going to cry and perish.

I miss Shayle (see pic entitled "me and this chick I dig [she doesn't know I've put her pic up on the net, so shh, don't tell her]). That's a dorky confession if I ever heard one. I guess she knows it though. I have never been involved with a girl before so it's...
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So hey I found my hat. As it turns out, he was in my room. Haha, that reminds me of the awesomest bumper sticker ever:

I FOUND JESUS
(he was behind the couch the whole time!)

I just got back from doing this photoshoot where I was modeling for this cool chick's photography project. So my makeup is all done and everything, but since it's...
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Oh yeah and I forgot to say that my favorite hat is missing! He's 4! If I don't find him panic is going to set in.

I finished my paper. It's pretty good I think. I'm stoked. Also bummed a little bit because today was stressful. I went to see one of my professors whose class I assumed I was failing because he wanted to talk about my paper (different paper), which I assumed, too, was a failure. In fact the paper was excellent, he said, one of the best he...
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Wow I feel madd popular... *hi internet friends.*

I didn't finish my paper last night. I'm still working on it. It's boring... sooooo boring. Also I can't stop eating. My face is dry, it must be all the caffeine, y'know, being a diuretic like it is. Time for a pertinent reference (you' can be my BFF is you get it):

marzipan mar-zi-pan i've got pinecones...
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Tonight, come hell or high water, I will finish this paper. This doesn't mean, however, that I have unrealistic expectations. I already know that it won't make any sense. If you're at all curious about filicide in 18th century German drama then like... maybe you'll care about what I'm doing. If not, then you're probably better off.

I finally uploaded a picture. It's not the greatest pic ever, but I do look like I could beat you up.