teethofthehydra

So I totally finished the paper referred to in the last entry and like all papers, it ultimately wasn't that difficult, stressful, onerous, or a big deal at all. That's why it's after 1AM and I haven't yet completed my other paper due tomorrow morning.

Looking back over my past entries, I realize that all I've been doing is writing papers and thinking about sex. And keeping this journal. The three are closely related. I always write an entry when I'm putting off doing work, and I invariably think about sex while I'm trying to do work. I actually think that schoolwork increases my sex drive but I'm not sure exactly why.

I have absolutely nothing cool to talk about so I'll stick to the current subject. I've been having a lot of sex dreams lately. Y'know, I think the best decision I ever made was going off hormonal birth control (which I was on for years). Being on it slaughtered my sex drive, but going off it made me appreciate how awesome it is to be a characteristically horny person. I mean I guess I wouldn't feel this way if I wasn't incredibly hot, profoundly magnetic, and comfortably promiscuous.

(I think I should embark on a one-woman quasipolitical initiative to reclaim promiscuity. I could chalk up everything I've done so far to the grassroots platform of my fourth-wave feminist agenda.)

Tomorrow I am going to get my AOC form signed and turn it in and thus be back in the good graces of the registrar. I will have finished my paper by 5, and then I will go to Naples. I also have to send an email to this woman for this job... maybe I'll do that next. Also I need to wash my hair... I don't like having clean hair but it's indisputably at that point.