In a wave of nausea, I went to the bathroom holding my mouth shut to whatever meal decided to free itself from my guts. Piss of an environmentally conscious mother filled the toilet bowl, so I flushed avoiding a splash to my face and waited for it all to go down and away. After heaving out two chewed up pieces of rice and avocado, I...
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Down twelve pounds in the past nine days. Wonderful... I hope it's just the world's most musical tapeworm or something. Heh... I bet it "toots".
Fart jokes are funny.
Fart jokes are funny.
Almost one week, no intoxicants. Cold, flu, some disease probably collected from the walls of a shit-spattered jail cell. No soap in the holding cells, would rather a death by disease than suicide swallowing suds. No clocks there. And then the lawyers ask you how much time you spent inside. Fuck the cops. Fuck GA. Fuck the drunk. Fuck the US. Fuck the lawyers. Fuck...
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doozer:
Congratulations on your week. Good luck with today.
Arrested again. HAlfway bullshit. Halfway not. I am so full of negative thoughts only speaking in spanish limits my expressiveness to the point where I can say mainly nice things. I used it a lot in the jail cells. I think I would survive okay in prison, maybe. I'm also a very pretty man. I have decided to quit smoking as an act of attrition...
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Now up to four bars who give me free beer (I tip heavily of course), eight where I no longer get carded. Being a polite motherfucker who knows everything about movies sometimes pays off. They still never hook me up with random cute bar girls though... Someday. Someday.
I read the news today, oh boy, about a lucky man who made the grade. And though the news was rather sad, well I just had to laugh. I saw the photograph. He blew his mind out in a car. He didn't notice that the light had changed; a crowd of people stood and stared. They'd seen his face before. Nobody was really sure if...
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Money money money money money money money. Stop. Money money money money. Stop. About $20-25,000 needs to be put together by me in the next year and a half to comfortably purchase my last major school items and make it off to University: The Sequel. $60,000 was the original goal but I've since then spent the other $40 on various video filming and editing necessities....
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Last night won at Poker. Third time I've ever played for money, first time more than nickle bets. Took the Bukowski route and bet on people over cards. Basically acted like a goofy jackass who only halfway knew the game (Texas hold 'em? Where you only have two cards and the rest are in the center?) which is just me being me and got $30...
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