I think I'm just one of those people who should never drink caffeine... I wonder if draining the blood of a cop and drinking it down quick enough would make my lymph nodes stop swelling. It would make me feel better about everything else in my life, that's for sure.
One of my good-friends-who's-a-girl said I looked really good today. That's the nicest thing a...
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One of my good-friends-who's-a-girl said I looked really good today. That's the nicest thing a...
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Very happy with the recognition received by Hurt Locker. Some of the more minor awards, however (editing, cinematography, etc.) not so much. Picked 11 of the winners this year. Also, Barbara Streisand is a horrible presenter and a snotty piece of shit. Even when making a point I enthusiastically agree with (a female director being recognized for the first time) she manages to sound like...
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doozer:
Fuck yeah, Mo'nique.
Very happy to see that the visuals of Avatar didn't upstage the superior story and acting of Hurt Locker.
I've said it before and will say it again. Special effects don't make a movie. Fuck, if Avatar won then it should have gone up against Moon. Hello Corp. mind fuck.
Very happy to see that the visuals of Avatar didn't upstage the superior story and acting of Hurt Locker.
I've said it before and will say it again. Special effects don't make a movie. Fuck, if Avatar won then it should have gone up against Moon. Hello Corp. mind fuck.
tedbedlam:
I was really not that impressed by Moon. I mean it was about as well done as a movie of that type could be but after seeing the preview three options came up for the ending: Time warp, Alien-morph encounter, moon-clone. Well executed though, I have to say. It's also pretty funny to me that James Cameron used to be married to the director of Hurt Locker. I can only imagine the vindictive thoughts going through his head when she won (I'm not surprised they failed to catch his reaction shot). He can always wipe away his tears with one of the many million dollar checks he got from Avatar. What an unimaginative doucher, he directs movies with money instead of creativity and chooses stories that could be written by a child.
Edit 3 with soundtrack
Draft 1
In a wave of nausea, I went to the bathroom holding my mouth shut to whatever meal decided to free itself from my guts. Piss of an environmentally conscious mother filled the toilet bowl, so I flushed avoiding a splash to my face and waited for it all to go down and away. After heaving out two chewed up pieces of rice and avocado, I...
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Down twelve pounds in the past nine days. Wonderful... I hope it's just the world's most musical tapeworm or something. Heh... I bet it "toots".
Fart jokes are funny.
Fart jokes are funny.
Almost one week, no intoxicants. Cold, flu, some disease probably collected from the walls of a shit-spattered jail cell. No soap in the holding cells, would rather a death by disease than suicide swallowing suds. No clocks there. And then the lawyers ask you how much time you spent inside. Fuck the cops. Fuck GA. Fuck the drunk. Fuck the US. Fuck the lawyers. Fuck...
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doozer:
Congratulations on your week. Good luck with today.
Arrested again. HAlfway bullshit. Halfway not. I am so full of negative thoughts only speaking in spanish limits my expressiveness to the point where I can say mainly nice things. I used it a lot in the jail cells. I think I would survive okay in prison, maybe. I'm also a very pretty man. I have decided to quit smoking as an act of attrition...
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Now up to four bars who give me free beer (I tip heavily of course), eight where I no longer get carded. Being a polite motherfucker who knows everything about movies sometimes pays off. They still never hook me up with random cute bar girls though... Someday. Someday.
I read the news today, oh boy, about a lucky man who made the grade. And though the news was rather sad, well I just had to laugh. I saw the photograph. He blew his mind out in a car. He didn't notice that the light had changed; a crowd of people stood and stared. They'd seen his face before. Nobody was really sure if...
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