May the Force grant me with enough insight so as not to run away screaming from people as they approach me. May I find the understanding so as not to rip my own head off after saying ridiculous things. May the grass be green and weed free. May my hair stop frizzing and growing three times its size so that my head looks like a cat is growing out of my skull.
May my feet and hands and ankles cease with their incessent swelling of parts so that I may do some yoga and go for long walks without feeling as if I am made of hot dog when I return.
May it not be so unbearably hot up north this weekend. May the cicadas be few and the lawn games multiply. May my shoes not sink into the grass of the conservation center and leave me drowning amongst endangered beetles, wildflowers, and other creatures to make me either itch or freak.
May the air conditioner the boyfriend bought for $50 cool down the house enough so that we do not have to lug up the evil air conditioning unit from downstairs. And if this happens, may that evil air conditoning unit not make all the goings on within the house inaudible due to it's loud complainy pants.
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superflea:
Your air conditioner stole my pants???
kellyjanice:
i wish i had an air conditioner...