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Doing laundry is a good thing.
Why?

In a realization while driving home today when I was trying to convince myself to brave the shopping world once again in the (hopefully not) futile persuit of t-shirts and black pants (and socks, but those are easy), I realized::
"Undone, you have quite a few t-shirts. A fact which would be more easily brought to light if you did laundry more often. You see, Undone, the t-shirts you want to wear are always worn early on in the Laundry Cycle, and thus become dirty faster than the t-shirts you do not want to wear. As so, you should give many of your clothes to Goodwill, and thus would have more of a rational complaint when you stand in your bedroom at 9am throwing a silent tantrum about 'Having Nothing To Wear.'"

So, as such, I have decided that doing laundry more often than once per month would be better. And then I could actually wear clean socks.

(I think the sock stealing gnome killed the lightbulbs in the basement so as to make it more difficult to count my socks upon removing them from the dryer.)

(I hate gnomes)

ALSO!
Pictures.