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you may consider me the young apprentice
caught between the scylla and charibdes
hypnotized by you if i should linger
staring at the ring on your finger
i have only come here seeking knowledge
things they wouldn't teach me in college
i can see the destiny you sold
turned into a shining band of gold
i'll be wrapped around your finger
i'll be wrapped around...
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caught between the scylla and charibdes
hypnotized by you if i should linger
staring at the ring on your finger
i have only come here seeking knowledge
things they wouldn't teach me in college
i can see the destiny you sold
turned into a shining band of gold
i'll be wrapped around your finger
i'll be wrapped around...
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phillipe:
those are great lyrics. But who is Mephistopheles? 
Please tell me I'm not the only one who thinks getting a Harry Potter portrait on your back is going a little overboard. We're talking a full-blown backpiece here. I wouldn't want to wake up next to that person in the morning and see that nerd staring back at me.
Not that I'm saying Harry Potter is bad. He's just...yeah.
*giggles and runs away*
It's...
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Not that I'm saying Harry Potter is bad. He's just...yeah.
*giggles and runs away*
It's...
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phillipe:
guess not 
techno_ballerina:
my mom did it. 
I feel like going surfing today, for some reason. I've never even been surfing. But I want to today. And I want to take pictures. I wish my car was fixed. Driving a big, bulky van feels so unnatural. I want to be free and outside. I want to drag my boy out here and take him on a picnic.
I have some weird sinus...
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I have some weird sinus...
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Dear Self,
You can't fucking do anything right. Accept it.
Love,
Self
You can't fucking do anything right. Accept it.
Love,
Self
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sugarpill:
On my god. You got one of those nasty little notes, too?
techno_ballerina:
i get those notes every day. it's like a slap in the face.
Nice, lovely time in New Orleans. I had so much fun being in the beautiful, sunny weather with my boy-toy and his friends. He was actually there with me when I got tipsy for the first time. He knows I'm a die-hard (well, kind of) anti-drinking person. But when you're around thousands of pretty people with drinks in their hands, it's impossible to resist. I'm...
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n3rd:
Glad your first drinking experience went well and plz do post pics 
Ha. So now...for a little fee (50 something bucks), if you fill out a little survey/questionaire on a website about your problems, a therapist can reply and tell you what your diagnosis is...whether it be depression, anxiety, or schizophrenia for fuck's sake. A "valid diagnosis that is suitable for prescribing medication."
Get a fucking life, people. Doctor appointments suck, but don't stoop so low to...
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tinsoldier:
there is always someone who will take your money and tell you that you have a problem. bastards.
arete:
a guy wanted me to do that last time i was in minneapolis!! we were walking down the street and this guy approached up and told us that if we filled out this form and broght it back to him, he would diagnose us with whatever mental problems we may have 
you have to feel sorry for stupid people, the world must be very confusing for them. it seems as though if you're not watching out for scams at all times, you'll fall victim to them
you have to feel sorry for stupid people, the world must be very confusing for them. it seems as though if you're not watching out for scams at all times, you'll fall victim to them
I shouldn't be getting so damn excited to a point of having a heart attack, but one of my favorite writers (out of dozens and dozens), Wally Lamb, has a new book out. I had been looking on Amazon and saw that had been released a month ago. It isn't fiction, it's more of a documentry of interviews, but I put a copy on hold...
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tinsoldier:
you need to take a vacation and do what makes you happy for about a week.
have a happy st.pat's!
have a happy st.pat's!
quasi_sean:
i love to read too...wish i had more time.
Silly survey thing that looked interesting.
I have kissed someone...
on the cheek
on the lips
on their hands or fingers
in my room
in their room
of the same sex
of the opposite sex
younger than me
older than me
with jet black hair
with curly hair
with blonde hair & blue eyes
with flaming red hair
with straight hair
smaller/shorter than me
bigger/taller...
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I have kissed someone...
on the cheek
on the lips
on their hands or fingers
in my room
in their room
of the same sex
of the opposite sex
younger than me
older than me
with jet black hair
with curly hair
with blonde hair & blue eyes
with flaming red hair
with straight hair
smaller/shorter than me
bigger/taller...
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the headaches are non-stop. they're remodeling the house over here, and i finally whimpered to my mother (it looked really pathetic) that i felt like i was dying. she managed to kind of roll her eyes and stop what she was doing to take me to one of those emergency clinics. the whole visit was four hours altogether, and in the end they wound up...
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arete:
i used to get migraines all the time. i feel your pain hun. not that that makes it hurt any less.....
why the hell do they schedule tests that early in the morning? evil i tell you!!!
maybe you could arrange with your profs to miss lectures and study at home? or tape record lectures and listen to them in bed while you recover?
good luck on the test tomorrow
why the hell do they schedule tests that early in the morning? evil i tell you!!!
maybe you could arrange with your profs to miss lectures and study at home? or tape record lectures and listen to them in bed while you recover?
good luck on the test tomorrow
tinsoldier:
feel better soon.
I'm Geoffrey. I live in Detroit. I'm 23, can't do cartwheels, listen to shitty bands with shitty attitudes, study English at Oakland University, plan to become a poor as fuck Professor, smoke too many cigarettes, drink too much wine, and play on this fucking website the majority of my day.
My favorite color is red (or black), favorite flavor of gas is mustard, get gay with myself once in a while, eat chicken (every goddamned day), love my friends, hate my enemies, enjoy smoke-filled jazz clubs with tired black men, hate Detroit, love Montreal, weigh 167, stand 6 foot 3, blue eyes, dirty teeth, slim physique; have an Aphex Twin tattoo above my right tit, refuse to kiss vegans (maybe vegetarians as well), hate drama, love the theatre and stuff. I've had sex with 11 girls, sucked a guys dick for 3 seconds in order to acquire $50 from my shithead friends, curiously love performing oral sex, and my favorite fruit would either be nectarines or peaches.
Regarding the present moment, I'm going to do calastetics, hop in the shower, go eat a chicken caesar wrap, get drunk, wake up, and host a feminist "consciousness raising" party tomorrow at 1 pm.
you asked to hear about my retarded life, so I submitted.
now it's your turn!
love