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I did an 8-page paper on aids prevention (aka, safe sex) tonight for anatomy. Uugh. That was never-ending. And this was BEFORE I decided it would be smarter to just double-space it.

When it all came down to it....Mr. Condom says, "Only YOU can prevent knocked-up preteens, crack-whores and various other one-night standers! Abstinence is the solution!"

Reminds me of when I was 17 and my mom was showing me how to put a Trojan over a banana with my best friend right next to me. I wanted to die a million times.

You'd think after all those pages, I wouldn't feel up to getting _____, but you're so wrong.
geometricalfuck:
that's so a-typical...the whole trojan over banana trick.

tell her to imporvise, like a leek or something vegitabilitized into craziness. I'm too tired to comment in cohesive words, but you know what I mean.


geoffrey
Apr 16, 2005
tinplatedhero:
Hey, consider yourself lucky... Instead of a banana should could have used something like a kielbasa.

tongue
Apr 17, 2005

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