I'm wearing red lipcolor to work tonight. It sounds silly...but in high school during homecoming week, I wore lipstick and this really preppy girl proceeded to shove me in the hallway, saying I looked retarded with lipstick and that it wasn't suited for pale girls. I hadn't worn any since, I stayed with clear. I had some Clinique lipgloss I had been wanting to wear for a long time - expensive stuff. But I am tonight
I hope I don't chicken out and wipe it off or anything. Beh.VIEW 7 of 7 COMMENTS
I'm Geoffrey. I live in Detroit. I'm 23, can't do cartwheels, listen to shitty bands with shitty attitudes, study English at Oakland University, plan to become a poor as fuck Professor, smoke too many cigarettes, drink too much wine, and play on this fucking website the majority of my day.
My favorite color is red (or black), favorite flavor of gas is mustard, get gay with myself once in a while, eat chicken (every goddamned day), love my friends, hate my enemies, enjoy smoke-filled jazz clubs with tired black men, hate Detroit, love Montreal, weigh 167, stand 6 foot 3, blue eyes, dirty teeth, slim physique; have an Aphex Twin tattoo above my right tit, refuse to kiss vegans (maybe vegetarians as well), hate drama, love the theatre and stuff. I've had sex with 11 girls, sucked a guys dick for 3 seconds in order to acquire $50 from my shithead friends, curiously love performing oral sex, and my favorite fruit would either be nectarines or peaches.
Regarding the present moment, I'm going to do calastetics, hop in the shower, go eat a chicken caesar wrap, get drunk, wake up, and host a feminist "consciousness raising" party tomorrow at 1 pm.
you asked to hear about my retarded life, so I submitted.
now it's your turn!
love