techno_ballerina

I say that after all of this holiday bullshit is over, we gather all the retail workers of America into one big room together and we all get shitfaced together. Maybe we could include some Valium with that liquor too. Mmm. Valium.

Sound like a plan? It does to me. I got Christmas Eve off. It only took a few death threats to the store manager. Well...not really.

I'm doped up on muslce relaxers, I'm kind of out of it. Nothing to see here.