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Thursday Mar 23, 2006

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Best food day ever:

- Fresh melons, of the water and honeydew variety
- granola bar
- steamed string beans in black bean and garlic sauce with brown rice
- ice cream sandwich!
- tomato soup

Strange dreams of late:

1. Obtaining a device from 1965 which looked like a metal tampon that played a video clip of Batman and Robin singing a (highly choreographed) children's song in Chinese with a woman made entirely of black rubber figure skating in the background. Having to sing this song with my a cappella group at a convention center, despite my not knowing Chinese. Being carried to said convention center by a member of my a cappella group with whom I am currently making out (intermittently) and being threatened by hoodlums, some dead and decomposing, some just sinister and materializing from shadows. Performance at convention center breaks out into a huge BB gun fight with the child audience.

2. Working (or staying) at a safe home for battered alcoholic women, and feeling the urgent need to leave as soon as possible and being unable to gather everything required for departure. Racing from floor to floor, collecting essentials, knowing that my time is running out. Being chased by an angry drunk man who is smashing bottles and is yelling that he's going to rape and kill me. Somewhere before this occurrence, however, I was having sex with my friend Amanda and I am 90% sure I had an orgasm in my sleep, which happens sometimes and is lovely. Not sure how it segued into the panicked nightmare, however.

Things are interesting lately. More later, perhaps.
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do you ever wonder why people refer to platonic love, but rarely if ever to aristotelian love?

yea for fresh fruit in general. i was in costa rica recently and man -fresh fruit from the source is hard to match.

watch those bb gun fights, you could put an eye out.
Mar 24, 2006

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