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i have been listening alot to old 80's heavy metal records, like accept, kreator, destruction. not sure why. anyway, testament holds the record for the best chorus ever:

"who am i?
the face in the sky."

i miss the 80's.....

i have seen more respect between fighting animals, than i have seen between humans. that alone should make you sad.

LEECHMASTER


What you feel
Are your needs
All you want
Is to be loved

Pain!...Love!...Pain!

But can you give
Someone else
The same love
That you want

Pain!...Love!...Pain!
Pain!...Love!...Pain!

Come and take my pain
And soon you will see
That I will taste your pain
Then both of us can bleed

I loved you once
Now go away
I loved you once
Please stay away...
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but where do a pro-ana like myself fit in????

god i suck.

i was going to a birthday today, so i thought: hmm, lets tape the wembley stadium show. i pressed the remote, and went to the b-day.

only to come home and find that i only taped one hour????

how the hell am i going to convince the women that i have magic fingers, when i can't even work the freaking remote?

i...
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some women think that men can't fake an orgasm.

how wrong is that?

it is soooo much easier for a man to fake an orgasm. all you have to do, is moan a little, and spit on her back.

"cirque du soleil is what a gay french dude sees in his head when he is tired and horny"
- patton oswalt