don't forget to flush....
To All The Lovely SG Girls :
Say you are a dancer - come and dance
Take off your shirt - take off your pants
Take off your stockings - take off your bra
Take off your makeup and let's see it all
Now peel on the spinning wheel
Say you are a singer - come and sing
Take off your necklace - take off...
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Say you are a dancer - come and dance
Take off your shirt - take off your pants
Take off your stockings - take off your bra
Take off your makeup and let's see it all
Now peel on the spinning wheel
Say you are a singer - come and sing
Take off your necklace - take off...
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tchort:
Tattoo
anunnaki:
Nice tattoos 
Post Intercourse Conversation
g/f: i read this article in a magazine, and you know what? maybe you are suffering from pre-mature ejaculation.
me: does it look like i'm suffering? those aren't tears on your belly.
g/f: i read this article in a magazine, and you know what? maybe you are suffering from pre-mature ejaculation.
me: does it look like i'm suffering? those aren't tears on your belly.
mnislahi:
hahahaha
beckyjane:
hehehe
kay:
I really do need a sugar daddy. I would love to own that. I have always wanted to own a B&B or something of that nature.
~cheers
~cheers
lanolin:
thank you for the comment on my set!!!
sunna:
- There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
- Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
LOL
You made me laugh a lot
(And i almost spilled coffee through my nose // SEXY huh? :oink
Long life to Chucky.
and besos for you
- Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
LOL
You made me laugh a lot
(And i almost spilled coffee through my nose // SEXY huh? :oink
Long life to Chucky.
and besos for you
why do hermits, when they go to live alone on a secluded island, always bring a million cats with them?
uk vs. australia
so let me get this right....
years and years ago, the brits got the bright idea to send all the criminals to australia, right?
what the fuck went through their minds?
"i have an idea, lets take all the molesters, thiefs, murderers and other right-wing followers, and remove them from this cold rainy god-forsaken place, and sail them across the world, to...
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so let me get this right....
years and years ago, the brits got the bright idea to send all the criminals to australia, right?
what the fuck went through their minds?
"i have an idea, lets take all the molesters, thiefs, murderers and other right-wing followers, and remove them from this cold rainy god-forsaken place, and sail them across the world, to...
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sunna:
I have to disagree on that U_U...stupidest people in the world are chilean politicians 
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YAy.
How have you been?
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YAy.
How have you been?
Weird Laws
* Alabama In Jasper, it is illegal for a husband to beat his wife with a stick larger in diameter than his thumb.
* It is illegal to play Dominos on Sunday.
* It is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in a church.
* Putting salt on a railroad track may be punishable by death.
Alaska
* In Fairbanks,...
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* Alabama In Jasper, it is illegal for a husband to beat his wife with a stick larger in diameter than his thumb.
* It is illegal to play Dominos on Sunday.
* It is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in a church.
* Putting salt on a railroad track may be punishable by death.
Alaska
* In Fairbanks,...
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mnislahi:
interesting
i always love watching csi.
but i never liked csi. miami much. anyway, i was bored, and saw in the paper, that is was on, and although it had been going for a few minutes, i turned the telly on:
female copper: oh, it says here that the suspect was a S.D.T.
horatio: (said slowly, tasting his own words) Seriously Dangerous Taxpayer.
i turned the...
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but i never liked csi. miami much. anyway, i was bored, and saw in the paper, that is was on, and although it had been going for a few minutes, i turned the telly on:
female copper: oh, it says here that the suspect was a S.D.T.
horatio: (said slowly, tasting his own words) Seriously Dangerous Taxpayer.
i turned the...
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masterzero67:
thanks for the birthday comment!!!!!!
mnislahi:
i only love csi las vegas. its the best one.
thanks for the comment on my set by the way!
thanks for the comment on my set by the way!
hope you are doing reat, long time dont read you.
Beshocks!
:3