tchort

some women think that men can't fake an orgasm.

how wrong is that?

it is soooo much easier for a man to fake an orgasm. all you have to do, is moan a little, and spit on her back.

"cirque du soleil is what a gay french dude sees in his head when he is tired and horny"
- patton oswalt

WOW

i had the best experience today.

i was in town, minding my own business, as always, when i sat down to take the bus.
just as it arrived i hear: dennis!!!! you can drive with me.... i ran over, not knowing who it was...
it was tania... we hugged, i sat in the car, and she asked me if i owned the shop any...
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Trouble.

i had my camera, and took the shot through the shop window
and a rather tall ugly lady, neck bend forward, ran out of the shop
what are you doing? she asked
what did you photograph?
i photographed the naked mannequin i told her
i rather you didn't take any more photos she said
alright i said, and i walked down the street with...
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double post sucks when it is late at night, and you are tired as fuck

lie to me baby, lie to me... she said as she pushed pinocchio's head down between her legs.

Benni

R.I.P.

i used to go to this creepy children bbs for a long peiod of time, and i met some really beautiful people there.

anyway, as with all bbs's, there is always these girls there, so was there on creepy.

this is how i always thought erica, jacklyn, wynd etc. spend their days when not on the board: