So first off, I want to say that for the month I've been a member, I've loved every minute of it! Keep on keeping on!

Next is a really weird question. Have you ever been turned on by something that was completely nonsexual? Nothing to do with sex whatsoever. I was eating one evening at a New York style pizza place and there was this girl across the aisle and she got her plate. She then cuts the first piece off and eats it with a fork. I thought she was one of those weirdos who ate pizza with a fork, you should never trust those kind of people.

The next bite was just that, a bite. She picks up her pizza and folds it in half, like most people, and then bites the pizza. She wasn't giving the pizza oral or anything, but, the way she bit the pizza, turned me on so fucking bad.

Is anything like this ever happened to anyone else? Or am I just weird?