tazo

You all brought it upon yourselves by accepting or requesting my friendship. This is what I get paid for.

So today, I go home, and I pack.

Tomorrow, I go to work, get kidnapped, end up in a gigantic clothing store where Nylon birds and Reinforced Polyester plants are pilaged and raped for warm, squishy attire. I will then support the demise of these organisms by purchasing the appropriate articles of clothing (if you can even call it that) before chasing back my guilt with a couple (read: few to several) pints and mixers.

I so no worry in this.

I will then achieve my camera that was successfully purchased for me previously that day by my lackey, Aleah, and abuse the beauty and quality of this camera by attempting to operate it while inebriated. The temulency will start a creative passion in my heart and I will become the life of the party, wihout my knowledge.

The following morning, I will strap on my advil, water bottle, and oversized sunglasses and begin my trek to the north.

The rest is untold.

xoxo, loves:
Me