Hey ladies and gentlemen. . . I'm still alive, I'll have you know. And single.
I've decided that I'm going to be old fashioned from now on. Meaning this:
-Ask me on a date for at least one day in advance.
-Come pick me up.
-You don't necessarily have to pay, but it's always nice.
-Take me home.
-Don't forget the awkward goodnight.
Seems like...
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