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Homework about cheesy jokes - oh yeah.

Feb 27, 2015
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(Kurt Cobain would totally run away with me today)

I don't regularly participate in the @bloghomework because I'm not an SG nor am I a Hopeful, but I can't pass up an opportunity to throw out some of my favorite crowd-pleasing jokes. Now these are tried and true formulas. Every time I've been at a party or social gathering where I am meeting new people, I am sure to throw these in, especially if things get awkward. Then I giggle a little and insist that they are the best jokes you've ever heard, and generally, I win them over. Maybe this is calculating, but it's only because I am incredibly socially awkward and this helps.

OKAY!

Joke #1

Two fish are in a tank. First fish says, "You drive. I'll man the guns."

Joke #2 (Also fish themed)

What's a fish say when it hits the wall?

"Dam."

Hahahah I still love that one.

Joke #3

A magician was driving down the road. Then he turned into a driveway.

HA! See funny things! <3

waitformetoturnblue:
Ha! I've never heard any of these. I'll have to tell the second one to one of my colleagues. She digs anything to do with fishes, and jokes are no exception.
Feb 27, 2015

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