(Kurt Cobain would totally run away with me today)
I don't regularly participate in the @bloghomework because I'm not an SG nor am I a Hopeful, but I can't pass up an opportunity to throw out some of my favorite crowd-pleasing jokes. Now these are tried and true formulas. Every time I've been at a party or social gathering where I am meeting new people, I am sure to throw these in, especially if things get awkward. Then I giggle a little and insist that they are the best jokes you've ever heard, and generally, I win them over. Maybe this is calculating, but it's only because I am incredibly socially awkward and this helps.
OKAY!
Joke #1
Two fish are in a tank. First fish says, "You drive. I'll man the guns."
Joke #2 (Also fish themed)
What's a fish say when it hits the wall?
"Dam."
Hahahah I still love that one.
Joke #3
A magician was driving down the road. Then he turned into a driveway.
HA! See funny things! <3
