tayler

So i got a tattoo on my neck, just under my ear and I now feel really feminine even though millions of people have looked at me and then tutted! I'm bored with keeping society happy!!!!
I'm doing fine though what with Prozac running freely through my veins. I got qualified in kayaking on Monday and I'm roller skating like a diva up and down the sea front in Brighton, placing my little stickers everywhere I go.
Talking of Brighton, the craziest thing happened. A phone box phone was ringing so I got my friend to answer it and the guy on the other end 'said' he was from 'Southern Counties Radio'
(Riiiight)
If we completed three tasks we would win a holiday. We told him we were cynical and thought they were bullshitting, but seeing as we were all up for a laugh we did the three tasks - kissing a bald mans head; asking an old lady out for a date; singing at the top of our voices whilst asking people for hugs! (i got a brilliant hug from a three year old!)
so what do the nutters on the line say? we'll call you back to confirm!
We just skated off!, so if Southern Counties Radio were giving away a two week cruise to the Med, I'm sorry, We didn't want it! ha ha