tawainai

Seekers and peekers,

I am back from the doctor.

Things went smoothly (if you are an overly optimistic person).

The receptionist was a real snake in the grass. Asking me all these barbaric questions in front of everyone in the waiting room. Under my insurance, i pay $25 copay. I forgot it. Sue me. She starts growing horns. "We really need to be paid before servicing you" I understand that, but also under their policy, they must treat me with or without payment. I politely asked her to bill me. She still is huffing and puffing like it's going to cost her her job. Finally she gives in and says "ok just please pay us sometime this week" It's not like I didn't have it.

Eventually a nurse called me in the back. she weighs me. I find ive lost 4 pounds so far from being sick. Yay!

She takes me to another room of doom to undress and ask about my sex life (for reference). I made sure to tell her that i have violent rough, inhumane ,sex daily that involves heavy industrial chemicals, radiation, and swinging from chandeliers. I told her i was a little worried about the golf ball that was probably still stuck in me. She got my jokes. I like her. She tells me to undress from the waist down and hop onto the table.

As i undress, the doctor flies in. I squeak because i was surprised. He chuckles but still stands there and says "whoops, looks like i ambushed ya!" and i hurry my naked ass onto the table. He has me put my legs in the stirrups and pokes around."Hmmmm....looks good! Go ahead and get dressed"

Good day sunshine.



p.s. Set almost here kiddies!!!