tawainai

Sonofabitch Seekers and Peekers!!

I just removed THIS lovely specimen from my foot while it unknowingly feasted on it for almost 3 days. The bitch was tiny, i mistook it for a scab. I am frequently clumsy which daily results in multiple injuries. The most depressing part is, I bump into the SAME things every day. You'd think i'd have learned all the booby traps by now. It stinks...

Back on subject, the little critter that stayed at the fully furnished Casa de Tawainai is what some people like to call a "tick" (latin name: Ixodida). And don't worry...Tawainai excercised all the right precautions when evicting her.... I used a lighter! LOL Just, kidding. I gently but firmly removed the Ixodida with a clean pair of tweezers. She's now swimming around in a pill bottle filled with alcohol just in case I need to seek medical attention in the near future.

Alfie sure has been acting strange lately....more "lovable" than usual. It's probably because he has yet another planned murder attempt waiting for me in the future. Good shit.

The Jonas Bros. are still en route to St.Louis which pulls me into a deep stage of depression. They must be stopped. I must stop these brothers from coming... but hooowwwwww? *Smiles like the Grinch*



Last weekend the Timster and I decided to journey into the wilderness to see some elk and bison. But before we could do that, we had to make a "crack" stop. Hehehehehehe.

We also noticed this little fella waiting on his owner to get a slushy and hopefully a sense of commons.He left his van which had a yacht sized fishing boat hitched to the back blocking the exit.

The equivalent to riding in a car with T and Tim holds the likeness of a stunt man's job. There's yelling, cussing, grabbing of the wheel by the passengers, EXTREME road rage, makeouts at the red light, pileups, potholes, wheelies, and debates...oh and lots of LOVE.



It was a nice little rde! We coast through this trail up and down a hill and there are elk grazing or eating. A few even ran out in front of the car and and just looked at us. Tim wanted to get a few close shots of the elk before they ran off. It's actually prohibited to approach the animals, but he made sure to keep a good distance while still getting some very good shots. Then Ned, Jed, and Fred show up and rush in front of Tim to try and touch the elk. The elk began to get a little worried and starting urinating on the ground which what Tim says, signals worry. Then even more cars stopped to get out. We had created another monster as usual.







I plan on watching alot of Seinfeld today. Jackie Chiles is one of my most favorite characters. I have to wear a diaper when I watch him because I always piss myself laughing at him. He's so dramatic in the shadows of Johnnie Cochran. LOL!!!!! Here are a few clips of his best scenes. When he says " We gon' run some tests on that top!" LOL That gets me going! Then take a look at the real man behind the comedy..





There will be more later....my head is too full

With love of none other,
T