tawainai

Seekers and Peekers,

I am very stunnned at how amazing the new Star Trek movie is! I am truly impressed! Remember the deep anixiety I felt when I heard of the movie being taken over by a different director? Totally worth it.

I worried for THIS reason: New Management sucks. I'm going to use Halloween 3 as an example. Halloween 3 was shit.

Burritto's burning!! Be right backk...Please enjoy these complimentary hideous pictures of mushmouth Nicolas Cage and grandma! *turns on elevator music*

And we're baaack!

Sunday I visited the World Bird Sanctuary with my Timmy. It was great. I did the mating dance with a male turkey and we had the most intense electric sexual attraction. It was groovy....Gobble gobble. As we both knew, our worlds were far too different to have achieved a successful relationship, so we parted ways with a last strut....




With love of none other,
T