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Friday Jun 10, 2005

Jun 10, 2005
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I may in fact, be addicted to cheese. I am possibly, a cheese-aholic. I noticed this behavior only recently. After midnight I hunger for the salty, sweet taste of the Cheddar, and I wake up feeling puffy and bloated. I stagger to the kitchen and there are the tell-tale signs of a late-night cheese binge: the forlorn grater, the cracker crumbs, the greasy plate. The first step, of course, is admitting that I have a problem. I have cleared my kitchen on the demon cheese, but alas, I have ordered a pizza. One Step Forward, and two steps back. oink
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hepcat777:
"One step forward, two steps back" Well, I suggest you're already a quarter of the way through a 12-step program. "Bow to your partner, promenade your corner" You may have hit on something here. And, in fact, we here at Jed's Square Dance Therapy and Used Carpet Center feel that you are just a mere fiddle bow away from a full recovery. Come on down and, while you're perusing our gigantic inventory of plush, triple-pile and berbers, feel free to take a spin around the dance floor.* You'll be glad you did!

* Jed's Square Dance Therapy and Used Carpet Center is not responsible for damage to shoes or boots caused by stray carpet tacks. Emergency cheese ration not included.

[Edited on Jun 15, 2005 10:46AM]
Jun 15, 2005
mohollyweird:
put the chedder.............down!!!! eeek
Jun 15, 2005

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