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Monday Jan 23, 2006

Jan 23, 2006
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instead of actually dating, I operate this virtual dating game where I pick and imaginary boyfriend and pretend we are in a relationship. This allows me to completely bypass the "fear and loathing" stages of dating I really detest.

This is my imaginary boyfriend-of-the-week:

http://www.consumating.com/profiles/kafkiman

he is soo hott

also, please note that he is geographically undesirable, as he lives more than 13 hrs away by plane. This makes him a perfect imaginary boyfriend. When I cheat on him, I can never see him again and avoid the sure knowledge that I permanently harmed another human being.

it's a perfect relationship smile
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koleeta:
because of you I now check consumating everyday. thanks a lot.
Feb 7, 2006
koleeta:
I don't really have a favorite..not yet anyways.

I like people who have tagged me because that means they think something about me, and something is better than nothing.
Feb 13, 2006

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