Standing at the urinal in the airport bathroom I notice my shoe is untied.
Of course, I'm standing in a huge puddle of piss because, you know, airport bathroom.
Is it possible to just burn this shoelace out of my shoe without touching it? In the meantime I think I'm just going to walk around with my shoe untied all day. I think if anyone tells me my shoe is untied, I'm just going to say "I know. Piss lace." And keep walking.
Of course, I'm standing in a huge puddle of piss because, you know, airport bathroom.
Is it possible to just burn this shoelace out of my shoe without touching it? In the meantime I think I'm just going to walk around with my shoe untied all day. I think if anyone tells me my shoe is untied, I'm just going to say "I know. Piss lace." And keep walking.
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...then after they tie it for you, you can say 'HAHA! My back is fine, I just didn't want to touch the piss lace!"