TNS's Recipe for Change:
"Down Home Cookin at its Best!"
1 1/2 Cups, Jose Cuervo
1/4 Cup, Ecstasy
2 Ounces, Sticky Icky Green
1 Tablespoon, Lamb of God
2 Dashes, Aggression
3 Pounds, Dynamite
1 Ounce, Tears
1 Cup, Self Pity
1 Ounce, Hatred
13 Cups, Solitude
Step One: "Wrappers" .. In Metal bowl, Mix Jose Cuervo w/ Aggression, stir until cold hearted. Spread out "Cold Heart" on baking sheet. Garnish with Ecstasy & Sticky Icky Green. Bake at 666 degrees for 30 minutes. Turn on Lamb of God CD, "As the Palaces Burn" while baking.
Step Two: "Fillers" .. After baking, remove pan from oven. Using a rusted spatula, remove Wrapper from pan. In a separate bowl, Mix in Hatred, Tears and Solitude. Mix until Paste is formed. Spread paste over wrap, and roll wraps "Boritto-Style." Garnish with Self Pity.
Step Three: "Serving" ... Place Garnished Wraps on a black plate. Set the plate on your favorite table. Start Lamb of God CD to "Vigil" Fill Candle Holders with dynamite sticks. Sit down, say your last words, light your candles ... kiss your ass good-bye!
Lamb of God: "Vigil"
Our father thy will be done.
I have denied this life its worth
I will not be the victim.
Sickness to you my master
Here's to getting worse
Hope it kills you faster.
Show me how it hurts to rot from the inside out.
This vigil burns
Until the day our fires overtake you.
Our father we forsake you.
Blessed be his name
Nothing now the same.
Ask me why I hate
Why I've prayed to see the nation that I loved disintegrate
And gladly give my life
That revolution regenerates.
In honor of the strife of those who've died
In generations before your blood stained glory
I reject your
I deny your
I defy you to continue.
Smite the shepherd and the sheep will be scattered
Belly of the Beast: There has to be an easier way to happiness. The road I traveled on is way to bumpy and I'm getting a little car sick. I thought going out with friends would fill the void .. I was wrong. I thought getting a new job would fix the problem ... I was wrong again. I thought neglecting my health would make it go quicker ... It hasn't. There has to be an easier way to tranquility .. because this life is killing me. When does it end? I don't like this ride anymore, I want to get off. Fuck it. What is the sense of ranting if the world can only say, "Stop feeling sorry for yourself." Well, if the world would like to walk a day in my shoes, by all means. Don't judge what you don't understand. Don't assume shit about me. My middle fingers are on automatic pilot with a response time target to make you go the fuck away.
Cancer: Lessons are on accepting people for who they are. You'll be able to do this better once you realize that others totally accept you -- sure, they've got a backward way of showing it, but they let you do things your way.
"This is the art of ruin. This is the resolution. The end of all progress. The death of evolution."
Current Mood:
Stay Metal Chickens \m/
\m/
T............N..............S............
Tattooed N Screwed Superstar
"Down Home Cookin at its Best!"
1 1/2 Cups, Jose Cuervo
1/4 Cup, Ecstasy
2 Ounces, Sticky Icky Green
1 Tablespoon, Lamb of God
2 Dashes, Aggression
3 Pounds, Dynamite
1 Ounce, Tears
1 Cup, Self Pity
1 Ounce, Hatred
13 Cups, Solitude
Step One: "Wrappers" .. In Metal bowl, Mix Jose Cuervo w/ Aggression, stir until cold hearted. Spread out "Cold Heart" on baking sheet. Garnish with Ecstasy & Sticky Icky Green. Bake at 666 degrees for 30 minutes. Turn on Lamb of God CD, "As the Palaces Burn" while baking.
Step Two: "Fillers" .. After baking, remove pan from oven. Using a rusted spatula, remove Wrapper from pan. In a separate bowl, Mix in Hatred, Tears and Solitude. Mix until Paste is formed. Spread paste over wrap, and roll wraps "Boritto-Style." Garnish with Self Pity.
Step Three: "Serving" ... Place Garnished Wraps on a black plate. Set the plate on your favorite table. Start Lamb of God CD to "Vigil" Fill Candle Holders with dynamite sticks. Sit down, say your last words, light your candles ... kiss your ass good-bye!
Lamb of God: "Vigil"
Our father thy will be done.
I have denied this life its worth
I will not be the victim.
Sickness to you my master
Here's to getting worse
Hope it kills you faster.
Show me how it hurts to rot from the inside out.
This vigil burns
Until the day our fires overtake you.
Our father we forsake you.
Blessed be his name
Nothing now the same.
Ask me why I hate
Why I've prayed to see the nation that I loved disintegrate
And gladly give my life
That revolution regenerates.
In honor of the strife of those who've died
In generations before your blood stained glory
I reject your
I deny your
I defy you to continue.
Smite the shepherd and the sheep will be scattered
Belly of the Beast: There has to be an easier way to happiness. The road I traveled on is way to bumpy and I'm getting a little car sick. I thought going out with friends would fill the void .. I was wrong. I thought getting a new job would fix the problem ... I was wrong again. I thought neglecting my health would make it go quicker ... It hasn't. There has to be an easier way to tranquility .. because this life is killing me. When does it end? I don't like this ride anymore, I want to get off. Fuck it. What is the sense of ranting if the world can only say, "Stop feeling sorry for yourself." Well, if the world would like to walk a day in my shoes, by all means. Don't judge what you don't understand. Don't assume shit about me. My middle fingers are on automatic pilot with a response time target to make you go the fuck away.
Cancer: Lessons are on accepting people for who they are. You'll be able to do this better once you realize that others totally accept you -- sure, they've got a backward way of showing it, but they let you do things your way.
"This is the art of ruin. This is the resolution. The end of all progress. The death of evolution."
Current Mood:
Stay Metal Chickens \m/
\m/
T............N..............S............
Tattooed N Screwed Superstar
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I think you are my personal Henry Rollins.
Please please take care of yourself. I hear you loud and clear on the no one understanding and all the judging. It's so easy to say what someone "should" do. Everything you do looks stupid and simple to a person when hindsight is 20/20. yet everyone enjoys a good "you should have" comment to make themselves feel helpful and smart.
I am feeling the same way. wanna see my new pics of em? maybe you'll smile a little. feel better.