Neighbours.
on top may I present , [in the orange trunks] the elderly caretaker who navigates around her apartment with a walking stick. Clomp, clomp on my roof.
There'e the guy next door and his philipino boi who go at it usually after 4am. We do our best to reciprocate.
My downstairs neighbour bangs on her ceiling when we are fucking, see above para] and is addicted to pharmaceutical drugs. Not the sharing type
Next to her is an alchoholic ambulance driver who came to me yesterday screaming about the bombs in London. After he downed most of my vodka I threw him out.
Below him is a sex-change prostitute [with a cute little lapdog] who's makeover is ... pretty damn good.
Her clients come and go after the midnight hour...
I like it here
on top may I present , [in the orange trunks] the elderly caretaker who navigates around her apartment with a walking stick. Clomp, clomp on my roof.
There'e the guy next door and his philipino boi who go at it usually after 4am. We do our best to reciprocate.
My downstairs neighbour bangs on her ceiling when we are fucking, see above para] and is addicted to pharmaceutical drugs. Not the sharing type
Next to her is an alchoholic ambulance driver who came to me yesterday screaming about the bombs in London. After he downed most of my vodka I threw him out.
Below him is a sex-change prostitute [with a cute little lapdog] who's makeover is ... pretty damn good.
Her clients come and go after the midnight hour...
I like it here
beckyjane:
I'm glad I helped you come to that realisation.
tattoojew:
Realisation? Are you the elderly caretaker or the sex-change prostitute?