4/17/06
Here goes my "crybaby" moment. I have never wanted a painkiller or morphine so bad in the last 6 months. I can barely fucking walk guys. The pain is THAT bad. It has just accentuated itself over the last week to the point of being intolerable. I had to keep "pacing" last night at my folks which pisses my Mother off for some unexplainable reason? If I rock back and forth it just makes the pain dim for a minute or two, but never for very long. We only stayed over there for like 2-3 hours. My mother also had to exchange her obligatory insults like always:
1) I am a bad example to my kids
2) I swear too much
3) "It doesn't look or seem to ME like you're in PAIN!" - that one actually got a rise out of my wife and a nice rebuttal! Thanks, baby....
4) Was I using drugs or painkillers again? I said I was not using any pharmaceuticals of any kind. When Mom turned her back I "mimed" like I was taking a hit off a bong and it made my Dad smile and chuckle. Of Course then Mom's head spun around faster than Linda Blair's and was pisssed because she missed what I did. My Dad "gets me" and understands my physical difficulties, he's a doctor. Mom doesn't have a fucking clue....
So, hooray for the Easter Bunny! The kids got spoiled rotten, the dinner was good. Oh wait I forgot #5....
5) "I don't know what kind of Cell-Phone plan you have but your phone has been ringing non-stop since you got here!"
Ok, first. YOU don't pay my bills, so have a coke and smile and shut the fuck up!
Second, I got text messages from friends wishing me a Happy Egg Day.
Third, I got the hookup on my phone anyway because my best friend, ANGEL is a high fucking muckity muck for the company so BFD man!
Angel and her oldest son, Johnny are going to go to OZZFEST with me in July. I am really looking forward to this as I miss them terribly. When she was only 1 1/2 hours away it was bad enough. Now 4 hours away sucks.....Thank god for the free phone calls, cuz they are LONG let me tell you....
Finally got the wifey to "oblige" last night too. It wasn't "earth-shattering" by any means but it could have made for AMERICAS FUNNIEST PORN VIDEOS. Imagine a cripple who can barely move his legs "trying" to be intimate with a 2 months pregnant woman with SEVERE morning sickness. Sorry yet AGAIN for the overshare....Thanks to all of you who sympathized with my bout of horny-ness though. Nice to know people care whether I get off or not!
Have you guys seen new SG SALOME's photoset? Can you say DAAAAMMMMMMNNNNNN!!!??? Wow.........
Here goes my "crybaby" moment. I have never wanted a painkiller or morphine so bad in the last 6 months. I can barely fucking walk guys. The pain is THAT bad. It has just accentuated itself over the last week to the point of being intolerable. I had to keep "pacing" last night at my folks which pisses my Mother off for some unexplainable reason? If I rock back and forth it just makes the pain dim for a minute or two, but never for very long. We only stayed over there for like 2-3 hours. My mother also had to exchange her obligatory insults like always:
1) I am a bad example to my kids
2) I swear too much
3) "It doesn't look or seem to ME like you're in PAIN!" - that one actually got a rise out of my wife and a nice rebuttal! Thanks, baby....
4) Was I using drugs or painkillers again? I said I was not using any pharmaceuticals of any kind. When Mom turned her back I "mimed" like I was taking a hit off a bong and it made my Dad smile and chuckle. Of Course then Mom's head spun around faster than Linda Blair's and was pisssed because she missed what I did. My Dad "gets me" and understands my physical difficulties, he's a doctor. Mom doesn't have a fucking clue....
So, hooray for the Easter Bunny! The kids got spoiled rotten, the dinner was good. Oh wait I forgot #5....
5) "I don't know what kind of Cell-Phone plan you have but your phone has been ringing non-stop since you got here!"
Ok, first. YOU don't pay my bills, so have a coke and smile and shut the fuck up!
Second, I got text messages from friends wishing me a Happy Egg Day.
Third, I got the hookup on my phone anyway because my best friend, ANGEL is a high fucking muckity muck for the company so BFD man!
Angel and her oldest son, Johnny are going to go to OZZFEST with me in July. I am really looking forward to this as I miss them terribly. When she was only 1 1/2 hours away it was bad enough. Now 4 hours away sucks.....Thank god for the free phone calls, cuz they are LONG let me tell you....
Finally got the wifey to "oblige" last night too. It wasn't "earth-shattering" by any means but it could have made for AMERICAS FUNNIEST PORN VIDEOS. Imagine a cripple who can barely move his legs "trying" to be intimate with a 2 months pregnant woman with SEVERE morning sickness. Sorry yet AGAIN for the overshare....Thanks to all of you who sympathized with my bout of horny-ness though. Nice to know people care whether I get off or not!
Have you guys seen new SG SALOME's photoset? Can you say DAAAAMMMMMMNNNNNN!!!??? Wow.........
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