2/3/06
what a morning...nothing exciting has happened at all and I am feeling the after-effects of the full body massage I paid 80 bucks for yesterday...I'm going to sound like a pig and I don't mean to though I probably am anyway, but the massage therapist was a full on MILF (in my dreams of course cuz as we know, 1 - I'm married ansd 2 - My shit dont work anyways, thanks nerve damage for ruining one more thing I really enjoy). She must have been late 30's early 40's from El Salvador, but DAMN! She thought it was funny when she said I reminded her of her husband (a white guy) and I said what a lucky bastard he was! She asked why he was so lucky and I said because I knew she kept him well fed (a trait of all Latin women, they know how to fucking cook for their man) and added that I was sure she was a firecracker in the sack too....(she massaged me for an extra half hour!)...ok, so enough about my sick little schoolboy fantasies...Smallville was depressing last night, wished it would have been a little more up...got reacquanited with one of my old customers from when I was working. Amanda.....If I ever would have cheated on my wife, she would have been the "one". She is lots of fun, has a twisted sense of humor (like me), and is fucking hotter than all get out. I have had a crush on Lynda Carter (WONDER WOMAN) since I was like 5 and Amanda is a DEAD RINGER! Holy shit Batman! Anyway, we Im'ed for a couple of hours and my wife basically told me I was pathetic. I know in her mind she was probably thinking "this girl wouldn't want my husband so bad if she knew that his DICK was broke!"...Sad but true folks....I believe in total honesty even at the risk of self deprecation or humiliation, but it is what it is unfortunately.....shit, my freind is calling long distance......(pause).......write more later so I can post this...
what a morning...nothing exciting has happened at all and I am feeling the after-effects of the full body massage I paid 80 bucks for yesterday...I'm going to sound like a pig and I don't mean to though I probably am anyway, but the massage therapist was a full on MILF (in my dreams of course cuz as we know, 1 - I'm married ansd 2 - My shit dont work anyways, thanks nerve damage for ruining one more thing I really enjoy). She must have been late 30's early 40's from El Salvador, but DAMN! She thought it was funny when she said I reminded her of her husband (a white guy) and I said what a lucky bastard he was! She asked why he was so lucky and I said because I knew she kept him well fed (a trait of all Latin women, they know how to fucking cook for their man) and added that I was sure she was a firecracker in the sack too....(she massaged me for an extra half hour!)...ok, so enough about my sick little schoolboy fantasies...Smallville was depressing last night, wished it would have been a little more up...got reacquanited with one of my old customers from when I was working. Amanda.....If I ever would have cheated on my wife, she would have been the "one". She is lots of fun, has a twisted sense of humor (like me), and is fucking hotter than all get out. I have had a crush on Lynda Carter (WONDER WOMAN) since I was like 5 and Amanda is a DEAD RINGER! Holy shit Batman! Anyway, we Im'ed for a couple of hours and my wife basically told me I was pathetic. I know in her mind she was probably thinking "this girl wouldn't want my husband so bad if she knew that his DICK was broke!"...Sad but true folks....I believe in total honesty even at the risk of self deprecation or humiliation, but it is what it is unfortunately.....shit, my freind is calling long distance......(pause).......write more later so I can post this...