tattooed_dave

So, I just wanted to share something that scared the shit out of me yesterday. I was lucky that I didn't lose my job. Where I work, we have an over abundant amount of security. Everyday I go to work, I am subject to having a random vehicle search. They are checking for weapons, explosives, drugs, and alcohol. The rules are so drastic that they can fire you for having empty alcohol containers in your vehicle. So, naturally, I occasionally check and make sure that I don't have anything in my truck. But yesterday, when I went in, I was randomly checked, and the security guard found an empty beer can under my seat. He told me that he found it and he had put it back, and that I needed to throw it out ASAP and let me in. If my superiors find out about it, we would both get fired. It scared the hell out of me because even though I hate my job most of the time, the money is freakin' amazing. I've become accustomed to my expensive lifestyle and I really don't want to give it up. That is the first time I've come close to losing my job, I've even told a few of my superiors to go fuck themselves! And I wasn't a bit concerned about being fired. But it's all good now. So I had to celebrate last night and go out and get wasted! And now I'm hungover