the coolest thing happened last night. ok, it probably isnt very cool really, but it was freakin hilarious to both parties involved.
so last night i was having problems with being constantly hungry yet again. i'm talking to a friend on irc and mention that i should go eat some steak or something. i dont really want to, being a pescatarian* and all, but he convinces me to give in and go eat some steak. sooo i head off and eat 3, yes 3 steaks, because apparantly i really was hungry and just didnt feel like eating anythign else. after i fill my belly, i go back to my laptop and start talking to that person again, when suddenly he says something along the lines of, "holy shit, my arm just suddenly started gushing blood!" so he hops off long enough to contain the bleeding, and starts telling me about how his coworker (female) is freaking out about the blood all over the desk, and we both laugh... a lot
then i try to explain to him that the sudden gash on his arm is divine retrobution for convincing me into eating steak 
we argue about this and laugh, but seirously, how can you explain a giant gash suddenly appearing in somebody's arm, pouring blood, with no pain? its creepy to say the least.
but yeah, i had a good laugh, and he wasnt actually hurt, so its all cool
*someone who doesnt eat meats besides poultry and seafoods
so last night i was having problems with being constantly hungry yet again. i'm talking to a friend on irc and mention that i should go eat some steak or something. i dont really want to, being a pescatarian* and all, but he convinces me to give in and go eat some steak. sooo i head off and eat 3, yes 3 steaks, because apparantly i really was hungry and just didnt feel like eating anythign else. after i fill my belly, i go back to my laptop and start talking to that person again, when suddenly he says something along the lines of, "holy shit, my arm just suddenly started gushing blood!" so he hops off long enough to contain the bleeding, and starts telling me about how his coworker (female) is freaking out about the blood all over the desk, and we both laugh... a lot
then i try to explain to him that the sudden gash on his arm is divine retrobution for convincing me into eating steak we argue about this and laugh, but seirously, how can you explain a giant gash suddenly appearing in somebody's arm, pouring blood, with no pain? its creepy to say the least.
but yeah, i had a good laugh, and he wasnt actually hurt, so its all cool
*someone who doesnt eat meats besides poultry and seafoods
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